Very Funny Heatwave Boogie Nights

Right, where do i start with Heatwave and their boogie nights? With such famous tracks as Snap, Who Dat and Stikki Fingers. Yeah, that last one worries me. Its the hairdos - no, the outfits - hold on, no its the expressions on the faces, particularly the moustache guy at the bottom right of the photo who doesnt seem at all interested. Who Dat? I dont know. I dont want to know. This is all wrong. Its in Dolby Surround for those that are interested.

Have Harp Can't Travel Stanley Johnson

Have Harp Cant Travel. And this was a good name for an album cover because? Why is the little guy trying to get his haprp on a bus anyway. Weird. The Stanley Johnson Orchestra have some explaining to do. I have a quick question, could this midget possibly be able to play the Harp? Might be a bit of a stretch. Midget probably isnt politically correct anymore - i better find a new term.

Odd Herbie Mann Push Push

What funny and gross album cover is complete without a hairy half naked guy with a flute over his shoulder. If thats what you need for your cover artwork, Herbie Mann is the Man for you. Buy why does a flute playing guy need to have a title of Push Push. And why is he topless? And sweaty. The more i look at this, the more disturbed and crazy i get.

Sadly Herbie Mann passed away in 2003. He actually was a well renowed flute player. rest in Peace Herbie.

Happy Louie, Julcia and The Boys

Lots of Love and Peace. This goes into my top ten album covers. I just love it. Probably because Happy Louie, Julcia and the boys have created so much love and peace for me. But is this album cover for real? Sadly, i think so.

Im guessin that "The Boys" are the guys in the red vests, and Happy Louie and Julcia are to the left in the striped pants and skirt. Id like to know what happened to Happy Louie. No relation to Huey Lewis is he?

Merry Go Round of Life Hanley Johnson

Yeah, thats right - life is like a Merry Go Round. Well spotted Hanley Johnson. Just dont ever put out a cover like this again. Not in this merry life. Thank you.

The Handless Organist Album Cover

Im not sure that the handless organist record cover is really so funny. It probably is a miracle. Then again, i havent heard the music. She looks happy enough.

Religious Gertrude Behanna God Isnt Dead

Gertrude Behanna believes that God isnt Dead. And doesnt she seem happy about it! Cant quite work out why this really stupid cover has a syringe at the bottom right, and liquor bottles in the background. I note that Gertude is also the author of "The Late Liz". I take it that God isnt dead, but Liz is. I think Gertude needs to move on from her obesssion with death. And hypodermics.

Weird Gerhard Polt Leberkas Hawaii

Ok, so we can work out that Gerhard Polt is probably German. Nothing wrong with that. Its the floating head that i have a problem with. On top of Meatloaf with a slice of pineapple and some ketchup. That is also some wilted lettuce. For the record, Leberkas is a type of German or Bavarian Meatloaf, and literally means liver cheese - even though it doesnt have any liver or cheese.

So what is Gerhard doing in Hawaii and why is he serving his head on a plate of Leberkas? Very Very Odd.

Geraldine & Ricky Trees Talk Too

This is odd. Geraldine is quite pretty. Ricky looks weird. But im trying to work out how Geraldine, as a woman, is able to do a convincing ventriloquist act when her dummy is a guy. And why is the label "trees talk too?" Is she calling Ricky a tree? If thats the case, then this is all wrong. Im not sure that Ricky's purpose is altogether honorable.

Gary Dee Bradford Sings for You and You

Couldnt Gary Dee Bradford just sing for you? I dont want him singing for me thank you very much. No offense Gary.

Country Church Album Cover

To me, this looks like a classic parody of a Christian Album Cover. But im afraid that it probably isnt. Nice vests by the way.

Full Force All Cried Out Cover

Im all cried out too. Priceless collection? Yes, indeed it is priceless.

FrieBallet Two Too

No idea. I havent a clue what this is all about. Weirdos.

Sing with the Four Roses Society

Im sure this is fairly representative of a 1950's album cover. But whats with the little bulldog singing too?

Foster Edwards' Orch Whats Next

What? More elephants in black wigs playing guitar and drums? I dont get this one at all.

Forbidden Fruit

Im guessing that even though it is forbidden fruit and alludes to the nakedness of adam and eve, this isnt a Christian album.

Father's Family John Pickering and Friends

Why is it that the Father's Family is made up of John Pickering and friends? Shouldnt it be John Pickering and Family? odd.

Reverend in Rhythm Robert White

Yep, Father Robert White has rhythm...and a fantastic pipe.

Fabio After Dark

Fabio is a man of many talents, model, actor and then singer. I wouldnt want to meet Fabio after dark. In fact im not sure i want to meet him in the light.

ET Best Friends Cover

I really dont think there is much that i can say about this cover. It really does speak for itself. Dont phone, just go home ET, go home.

Elvez GI Ay Ay Blues

Surely there is something a little wrong with a Latino Elvis copying the King? I havent heard the album, but maybe the real Elvis is happy with Elvez's pencil moustache. Hey, maybe Elvis really went to Mexcio.

Eddie Murhpy How Could It Be?

Yeah Eddie, how could it be? Actually, Eddie Murphy can sing. Really.

Manny Albam Drum Feast

No drum set is complete without a selection of food products.

Polka and Fun With Drifters

Is Polka fun? If i were the fat guy, id be feeling a little self conscious that they were able to get 3 letters on my stomach. Surprsingly, ive never imagined a polka crew to go around mostly topless.

Dixie By the 7 Blowin Hot and Blue

What woman wouldnt want to be serenaded, sitting on top of a car at the beach, with two weird guys playing the clarinet and trumpet? Ive often thought of it as first date material. If only i could play.

Disco Tango Tommy Seebach

Im jealous of the hair. Seriously. Not enough tangos done at discos in my opinion. Come back Tommy, you are missed.

Devastatin Dave The Turntable Slave

Zip...Rap...Zap. Its the pants that i want. Oh, and the jacket. Yes, the sunglasses would go ok too. Go Dave, you devastatin slave you. I'm not sure there is such a big call for DJ's called Dave.

Warm and Mellow David & Darcy

What do David and Darcy have to be warm and mellow about? Perhaps its just the candle that is keeping them hot. I cant see anything else that would make them happy.

David Cassidy Higher They Climb

And hasnt he climbed on to higher things lately?

David Axelrod Songs of Experience

No, i dont think this the David Axelrod, mastermind of the Barack Obama campaign. But hey, this David Axelrod has experience too. His album cover tells us so.

Crying Demons Album Cover

Its a nice description. "Amazing Recordings of Demons speaking through people who are possessed by them." I have to say, this is an album i actually want. I reckon this would rock. Weird but altogether really funny.

The Cooper Family Im God's Child

Why is tootsie the lead singer of the Cooper Family? The real troubling thing about this cover is the child at the back of the photo. He is standing behind everyone, almost as an afterthought. Im thinking he isnt the favorite son. Either that, or there is some doubt that he is the child of God that the album refers to.

Braillettes Keep Singing Cover

Maybe its not the stupidist album cover. It just seems to be a ridiculous name for a group. The Brailletes? Im glad their hearts keep singing though.

Captain Hook and His Pirate Crew

I dont know what kind of music this is. I can only hope that its for kids. Otherwise the use of all these children as the Captain's pirate crew would be a little wrong.

Amason Twins Hallelujah

There was a time when these jackets were fashionable. Unfortunately, it was only for one week in 1974 and the Amason twins missed the window. Seriously, the Lord is Coming Again, but not until you get rid of those stupid outfits.

All My Friends Are Dead Album

Please tell me Freddie Gage, why oh why is this a good title for your album? But seriously, if all your friends are dead, who is going to buy your album.

Nine Former Addicts Sing

This is a novel idea for an album cover. Im not sure what they were addicted to. Their floating heads are a little disturbing.

Come to the Chapel Album

Wow - this is one inspiring album cover. With a preacher and his wife looking so enthused and inviting, i'll be heading down to Carroll Atchison's Baptist Church Straight Away. Smile Carroll, smile.

Colonel Sanders Tijuana Picnic

Who wouldnt want to go on a picnic to Tijuana with the Colonel? Not quite sure what is contained in this album - is it music or some other propoganda from KFC?

Clas Pehrsson Modern Recorder Music

Why is Clas Pehrsson trying to eat his recorders? I could think of a better place for the recorder. I learnt the recorder in 7th grade. I hated it then. I hate it now. But i thank Clas, cos i love this album cover.

Christian Crusaders With Al Davis

Of all the funny crazy albums, i think this one comes close to being my favorite. Its certainly in my top 10. This one has everything.

The chubby guy on the left and the woman both look like they are blinking, they are all wearing really crazy outfits, with short ties, and i dunno, but maybe the guy at the back is a midget. And if he is, why would he be at the back?

I like that they are all crusaders, so maybe this is all part of their superheroness. Im not sure which one is Al Davis. Go Crusaders.

Canibus For Whom the Beat Tolls

I dont know why anyone would call themselves Canibus. I dont know why he is crawling through the desert. And i dont know why he is moving toward a microphone with a smile on his face. Gee, i dont know a lot.

Butch Yelton and Upbound

No true Christian home is complete without a copy of Butch Yelton and Upbounds, "Swing that Gospel Axe." I have numerous copies myself. I never could work out what a gospel axe is. And why is it that the person who is holding the axe, is the one guy i wouldnt trust with such a weapon. He looks weird.

Ferrante and Teicher Blast Off

I do not have one clue as to what is going on here. Are they floating in space with a grand piano? Ferrante and Teicher? Sounds like a christmas candy range.

The Best of Ashford and Simpson

Which one is Ashford and which one is Simpson. Does it matter? All i know is that she looks pretty cute. He on the other hand needs to put on a shirt. Why is he wearing a tie. If i were him, i wouldnt be smiling.

Bay City Rollers Rock N Roll

I suppose this is more than just a funny album cover, its really just funny outfits. Open shirts, big hair styles and 3 quarter length pants do it for me. They just dont make em like they used to.

At Play With the Playmates

This album cover is a little disturbing. Ok, its a lot disturbing. 3 guys hugging each other on a little motorbike wouldnt be my idea of a cover that inspires. Just look at the face of the guy at the front, he aint happy. Maybe The Platmates is an apt name for this band.

Astro Sounds from Beyond the Year 2000

I do actually want to hear the music from this album. Id like to see if the music actually reflects what we listen to now. 101 Strings and the astro sound of magnificine certainly has some appeal.

The Ambassadors With God's Love

I dont know about oyu, but im liking those jackets and big bow ties. I could do with a set. They are some hair styles!

Alix Dobkin Living With Lesbians Cover

I'd like to know what this group are doing out in a field, and also what it means to be living with lesbians. Im curious to have a listen to the lesbian power authority - i think they would rock.